Dirty Limericks
The neighbor might think I’m a sicko, Cause I told him where I stuck my dicko. But he can suck
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Go Gonzo Journal
Fake news with a spin of Truth
gonzo poetry
Frenchmen, Pot Brownies at Work and the Rastafarian Name of God
There once was an old man from France With the front cut out of his pants. When viewed from behind
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Onions, Ice Cream, and Pot
Colorado-born I am not. It’s dry here, and almost too hot. But I can’t ask for more Than to buy
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The Downside of Drug Tests and Drug Education
A drug testing fool am I, And so I am less often high. Life is much slower, And my good
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Tricks of the Twat and Things I’ve Forgot
The Prof speaks of light and of waves, And of how little atoms behave. But I’d rather be taught The
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