On June 27, 2012, The Preacher turned 29 years old, and we partied like it was 2002. My dad told me to get up early but never specified a time. We were to work on my 1957 Chevy 4-door 210, promised to me as a gift for graduating college, which I did 3 years ago…and the [...]
“Land ho! Land ho!” I awoke on the beach to the sound of The Captain screaming while Mr. Smith’s beautiful yacht was about to hit the beach. My first instinct was to run, but I managed to keep my cool and calmly rolled a joint before I awoke Johnny with the staggering news. He was [...]
Since 1998 and the big-screen release of Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas starring Johhny Depp, I just knew Depp would have to make another Thompson film. That day has come, and I couldn’t be happier. The Rum Diary official trailer has been floating around the Internet and from what I can see, the film [...]
“You know I love you, Tyler, but I just want us to be friends.” Tyler’s jaw drops. “The fuck Hayley? I was gone for 3 fuckin’ days. What the fuck happened?” Hayley turns away to cry. “I’m kinda seeing someone else.” “Sam?” Hayley turns her face to Tyler, her makeup being washed away with tears. [...]
There’s nothing like smoking a cigarette in front of the jail after you’ve left seven empty shot glasses at the bar down the street – especially after serving 10 days in that jail. I’m waiting for my sister to pick me up in a Ford Explorer I spent $5,000 to get back from the police [...]
I’m so tired and feel so old. My once clean and pristine exterior has faded and wrinkled. I can’t do the things I used to, and my partner has begun to notice. Hell, if someone took care of me and kept me from landing in shit all the time, I would look better than I [...]
It’s the final game of the ’Roid Series. The score is 37-34 with the bases loaded and two out in the ninth…and Casey “The Animal” Brodeur, a giant of a man cut from 356 pounds of Pittsburgh steel, steps to the plate. I shouldn’t use the word step, though, because every step shakes the stadium [...]
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