Dirty Limericks

The neighbor might think I’m a sicko,

Cause I told him where I stuck my dicko.

But he can suck it in hell.

Ha ha, he’s a fell-

a who knows I just ain’t gettin no lick-o.

Every 37 minutes I puff

On the Alpha Blue strain of the stuff.

15 spliffs to go

Then I won’t smoke no mo

Till I get a new job or a muff.