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Tricks of the Twat and Things I’ve Forgot


The Prof speaks of light and of waves,

And of how little atoms behave.

But I’d rather be taught

The tricks of the twat,

And why or why not one would shave.

 

This exam will require more thought,

And that’s bad as it seems I’ve forgot

All the stuff the prof said –

It’s all gone from my head

But it’s not like I miss it a lot.

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