Dirty Limericks
The neighbor might think I’m a sicko,
Cause I told him where I stuck my dicko.
But he can suck it in hell.
Ha ha, he’s a fell-
a who knows I just ain’t gettin no lick-o.
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Every 37 minutes I puff
On the Alpha Blue strain of the stuff.
15 spliffs to go
Then I won’t smoke no mo
Till I get a new job or a muff.