Zoom in to Wish Our Newest Writer Happy Birthday

Go Gonzo Journal invites you to join us in throwing our newest writer and hobo jazz musician, Henry Peterson, a very Gonzo birthday party via Zoom. You can even buy him a drink by making a donation.

All proceeds will go to Henry’s favorite organization, Chivas Brothers. He might even play you some music if your donation delivers enough liquid courage to needy, disgruntled musician’s guts. He’s quite good on keyboards of all kinds. We will toast Henry and his many talents while sharing Gonzo stories until he passes out.

Happy fucking birthday, Mr. Peterson. My gift to you is a measly $10 (I too am unemployed after all), but you truly have gifted us Gonzo fiends a fix or two already. “Election 2020: Politics as Porn” is a unique analysis of the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election campaign coverage, and “Jeff Bezos and the Amazon Gulag” explains why dealing with Amazon is like dealing with the devil. If you haven’t snorted those lines of Gonzo gack, you should before his jazz hands drop more on the mirror.

Don’t drink alone! Drink with us…digitally! Don’t drink? Toke. Don’t toke? Vape. Don’t vape? Eat cake. The party is, of course, BYOB, BYOT, BYOV, and BYOC. It starts at 9 PM Eastern. Zoom in for a quick drink or stay a while. Get to know the man with Gonzo, jazz hands. Hell, bring a Gonzo friend…or your Gonzo pet(s). Just don’t bring any pigs, and if there are any pigs reading this, everyone you see in attendance will party responsibly and within the letter of the law in their respective states. Anyone with their camera turned off will be doing drugs, though.

Any unauthorized recording and distribution of this event is copyright infringement, and my attorney is extraordinarily litigious after snorting all my blow.