Ted Cruz Flew the Coop Amid Texas Ice Age
Ted Cruz took a Ted Cruise to Cancun. After a Ted Snooze in his Bed Cruz he heard the Ted News about people’s Ted Views and ended the cruise.
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Go Gonzo Journal
Fake news with a spin of Truth
Month: February 2021
Back to Abnormal with Joe Biden
Joe Biden is absolutely the shinier shit of the great four-year decision, but his stench still cuts through the senses like daggers to flesh.
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‘Opening Arguments’ Debuts with Tim Tebow on Foul Play-by-Play Podcast
Arguments include whether Tim Tebow deserves a spring roster spot with the Mets, the NBA scolding LeBron James’ flopping, and Chad Wheeler.
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Finding My Calling as a Public Address Announcer
The itch I scratched by mimicking Justin Roberts’ introductions of AEW wrestlers made me realize I had a suitable voice to be a public address announcer.
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Letter to the Jerky Liquor Store Clerk Not Wearing a Mask
I was thirsty for a bottle of Chivas. I shouldn’t have to drink your respiratory droplets, too. Wear your mask, Jerky Liquor Store clerk.
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