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Strip Club Sadness: Midnight Ramblings from the Rust Belt


11:32 p.m. on the outskirts of Syracuse, the edge of oblivion. Mid-spring but it feels like November, with cold crisp air and light mist in the streets. Passing abandoned factories, weed-filled parking lots and rusted train tracks to nowhere.

Seeing lonely neon lights in the distance. Five cars parked in front.

Inside, I’m getting lost in pinot grigio, puffing a honey cigarillo, hypnotized by the pulsating lights and music. An oasis or a mirage? The lovely Sky says hello with a smile. I light her cigarette and lock onto her blue-green eyes. Wish it was always this easy. It helps to have a secret weapon: a hundred dollar bill in your wallet — a little kryptonite for the ladies.

Show me a nice girl, and I’ll head for the hinterlands. Show me a stripper, and I’ll fall in love forever. Sky floats away, melting into the psychedelic haze, like a phantasm. The one I love from last year married a rapper and gave up dancing.

Alone, sitting in an empty corner, staring at the stage, I’m reflecting on the past. Even a guy going to a brothel is looking for god, they say. This strip club is my second home. But what am I looking for? A little anesthesia for troubled times? It was a different world. Not long ago I was playing weddings, parties, dive bars, six nights a week. Only a handful of gigs now all summer.

What’s the future? My next move? Being a writer? A doomed, impossible dream. A nineteenth century thing to do in the age of Twitter, Tik Tok and the smartphone. Guaranteed life of failure and ignominy.

Thinking about the champions: Bukowski, Breslin, Hunter S. T. It’s never been easy. Don’t try, Buke says. Wait for it — as long as it takes, till it comes to you. Be fearless, bold. Don’t be afraid to write gibberish — atonal prose. Be the Igor Stravinsky of Gonzo journalism.

Health insurance, security, retirement — not for me. Only an appendicitis away from skid row. Should have bought Bitcoin while I had the chance. Dogecoin? My friend Matt and I are leery.

Inflation’s heating up. The price of lumber has risen 375 percent in the last twelve months. Steel is also up sharply. Taco Bell is starting at $15.50 an hour.  It’s tempting.

Fifteen minutes in the VIP room will run you $100. I might be coming here with a wheelbarrow of cash for the next lap dance, like a strip club in Weimar Germany or Zimbabwe. The Germans are kinky fuckers; they make the best porn.

Take a deep breath. Drink it all in. Quiet the mind. I fire up a Backwoods and order another pinot. My eyes linger on the sheen of Sky’s hair — long and flowing, lush and luxurious. Problems? No more problems. Not for now, at least.

Henry Peterson

Henry is a forty-something, wannabe writer, jazz piano player hobo from Central New York who has performed at venues across the Northeast, including The Flatiron Room (NYC) and Savannah Jazz Festival. He fills his vacant days with endless YouTube videos, afternoon walks at an abandoned mall, and late night drives through the bowels of Syracuse. He also teaches jazz piano at a prestigious university.

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