Dirty Limericks
The neighbor might think I’m a sicko, Cause I told him where I stuck my dicko. But he can suck
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John Wick is Why We Still Go to Movie Theaters
The plot is not complicated. An assassin takes an impossible job to get out of the business in order to
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V for Vendetta Offers Hope Despite Misinformed, American Voters
“Words offer the means to meaning, and, for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something
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Frenchmen, Pot Brownies at Work and the Rastafarian Name of God
There once was an old man from France With the front cut out of his pants. When viewed from behind
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Onions, Ice Cream, and Pot
Colorado-born I am not. It’s dry here, and almost too hot. But I can’t ask for more Than to buy
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Almond Butter Pecan Pot Cookies
I had a 20-hour bus trip ahead of me, and I wanted to be relaxed for the ride, so my friend
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The Downside of Drug Tests and Drug Education
A drug testing fool am I, And so I am less often high. Life is much slower, And my good
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Tricks of the Twat and Things I’ve Forgot
The Prof speaks of light and of waves, And of how little atoms behave. But I’d rather be taught The
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On Shaking Tom May’s Hand and Drinking with Dropkick’s Jeff DaRosa
My buddy’s basement is so dark I slept until 1 PM on Sunday. I had an hour until The Menzingers
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Limericks from an Ex-English Student
My paper was scored 81 And now life has lost all of its fun. My grades are my soul And
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Taking Back Sunday Instigates Crowd Surfing and I Drink with a Member of Dropkick Murphys
I slept in on Saturday morning, rolled three spliffs, and packed a backpack with all my edibles, an empty water
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