I Drove 1,400 Miles to Colorado and Didn’t Even Get High
I got to work early on New Year’s Eve so I could make the long drive from Livingston, Montana to
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Go Gonzo Journal
Fake news with a spin of Truth
Short Stories
Gonzo Short Stories
Dealing With Dirty Pigs Part I
It was December 2007, which meant I was headed home to Glendive, Montana for “vacation.” It was really more of
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The Preacher Turns 29 and Parties Like He’s 19
On June 27, 2012, The Preacher turned 29 years old, and we partied like it was 2002. My dad told
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Johnny Depp’s Personal Rum Diary: Day 2
“Land ho! Land ho!” I awoke on the beach to the sound of The Captain screaming while Mr. Smith’s beautiful
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Johnny Depp’s Personal Rum Diary: Day 1
Since 1998 and the big-screen release of Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas starring Johhny Depp, I just knew
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The Breakup
“You know I love you, Tyler, but I just want us to be friends.” Tyler’s jaw drops. “The fuck Hayley?
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Jail-house Rocks
No drug delivers a better high than when you’re released from jail. I highly recommend it. But only do it once. Once is enough.
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Shoe Fetish
I’m so tired and feel so old. My once clean and pristine exterior has faded and wrinkled. I can’t do
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Major Rage Baseball: The Steroid League
It’s the final game of the ’Roid Series. The score is 37-34 with the bases loaded and two out in
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How the Ecstasy Generation Ruined LSD
The Ecstasy generation doesn’t seem to be searching for anything but a never-ending peak…an orgy. They’re ruining LSD trips for everyone.
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Tron: Ecstasy
I’m sorry. I think the real movie title is Tron: Legacy, but for me the experience was pure Ecstasy.
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