Gonzo Waiver Trades for Terry Ryan and the Minnesota Twins
With the waiver trade deadline just two weeks away, Terry Ryan and the Minnesota Twins’ front office still have some
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Day 2: A Rainy and Snowy MLB All-Star Home Run Derby
I dropped my attorney at his cousin’s and left them a bit of cocaine I managed to spill into a cigarette
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Day 1: Three Balls for Three Days of All-Star Baseball
When my attorney and I met Bud Selig at Target Field the day he announced Minneapolis would host the 2014
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Moneyball Working for Patient Twins
If you told me at the beginning of spring training that the Minnesota Twins would be above .500 and have
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The ACC is College Basketball’s Best Conference
If we’ve learned anything in the last week, it’s that the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) is college basketball’s best conference.
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Six-man Starting Rotation in Twins Future
With the recent signing of Mike Pelfrey to a two-year, $11 million deal, I can’t imagine the Twins going with
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Why AJ Pierzynski is a Good Target for the Twins
Despite being a jerk, as Aaron Gleeman called Pierzynski in his latest podcast, AJ is a good target for the
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My Post-Trade-Deadline 2012 Minnesota Twins Roster
The All-Star break brings about my favorite time of year – trade rumor time – and I’m a junkie for
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Why Thompson and The Preacher Should Be MLB GMs
Better than MLB GMs, today, The Preacher and I worked out an eight-player trade with in roughly an hour while
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Charlie Sheen Loses; Whitney Houston Bitch Slaps Malibu Messiah
I went 4-0 for the first time last week, and the Colorado Snow (4-0) finally defeated Charlie Sheen (3-1), 377-358.
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The Matchup We’ve All Been Waiting For…Colorado Snow (3-0) vs. Charlie Sheen (3-0)
Finally, in Week 4 of the season, The Preacher and I will be battling it out in both leagues, but
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