Limerick of the Week: Jazz Skills
The prof talks of jazz and it bugs Me as he speaks of their skills and just shrugs. Those musicians
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Vikings Brass Doing More for NFL than NFL
As a son raised by multiple “whoopings,” I didn’t want to rush a judgement of Adrian Peterson’s indictment for child
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Cordarrelle Patterson a Bigger, Badder Percy Harvin
Few players have made bigger statements in the first week of NFL games than Percy Harvin and Cordarrelle Patterson. Harvin
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My Attorney is Nearly Pinched in a Prostitution Sting after MLB All-Star Game
On the third and final day of our 2014 MLB All-Star Game vacation, I awoke to my attorney walking through
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Gonzo Waiver Trades for Terry Ryan and the Minnesota Twins
With the waiver trade deadline just two weeks away, Terry Ryan and the Minnesota Twins’ front office still have some
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Why Rented World is NOT The Menzingers’ Best Album
Now that I’ve had enough time to listen to every track on The Menzingers’ new album Rented World multiple times,
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I Drove 1,400 Miles to Colorado and Didn’t Even Get High
I got to work early on New Year’s Eve so I could make the long drive from Livingston, Montana to
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‘Til It’s Gone: The Meaning of Life
We all get it in the end. It, of course, being death. We all get death in the end. There’s
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The Substance: Albert Hofmann’s LSD
The Substance: Albert Hofmann’s LSD starts out with a visual trip of colours and random imagery, in a subtle way,
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Mixtape Sonnet
Dr. Sexson said our significant “otters” should enjoy our sonnets even if they’re terrible because it’s the thought that counts.
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How Love Raises Expectations
Though I’m not much of a poet, unfortunately, I attempted to write a sonnet to my girlfriend explaining the trouble
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