Published on October 8th, 2014 | by Gustav0
Tricks of the Twat and Things I’ve Forgot
The Prof speaks of light and of waves,
And of how little atoms behave.
But I’d rather be taught
The tricks of the twat,
And why or why not one would shave.
This exam will require more thought,
And that’s bad as it seems I’ve forgot
All the stuff the prof said –
It’s all gone from my head
But it’s not like I miss it a lot.