A Gonzo Hobo’s Guide to Cigars
I felt like Jenna Jameson working a limp crank as I struggled to breathe life into this thing, or suck life out of it.
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Letter to the Jerky Liquor Store Clerk Not Wearing a Mask
I was thirsty for a bottle of Chivas. I shouldn’t have to drink your respiratory droplets, too. Wear your mask, Jerky Liquor Store clerk.
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Reddit Users Prove Stock Market Double Standard
The stock market is no different than sports or politics betting: big bets swing the odds, but so do a lot of small bets by Reddit users.
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Boycotting Taco Bell for Pornstar Fired from Drive Thru
A Mexican pizza packs a whopping 540 calories. I’d rather stay home and workout watching Lonna’s videos. She might be the Jane Fonda of porn.
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Doomed 2020: Year of the Rat
2020 was the Year of the Rat, according to the Chinese zodiac, a fitting epitaph for the foul and rancorous year that it was.
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Porn Purge: They Took My Favorites!
The porn will never run dry. There’s enough to keep everyone happy for lifetimes. But I’ll be looking for the green sweater girl. She’s out there somewhere.
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Jeff Bezos and the Amazon Gulag
Amazon warehouses are tyrannical, King Kong-sized monsters, sprawling cathedrals of corporate authoritarianism.
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Birth of a Salesman
A socialist salesman is a walking contradiction, but having the skills to profit from capitalism and resisting on principle hasn’t lowered my loan principals.
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Making NHL Arenas Environmentally Friendlier
How U.S. Bank Stadium provides a blueprint for designing and building environmentally friendlier NHL arenas.
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Trump’s Disdain for Journalists has Crossed the Pond
Popular Bulgarian television journalist Viktoria Marinova became the fourth journalist killed in the European Union (EU) since 2017. The 30-year-old
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Facebook revenue requires it to be soft on Alex Jones, Infowars
Alex Jones, host of Infowars and known conspiracy theorist, had his personal Facebook account suspended for 30 days as a
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